Thursday 13: Rachel's Pregnancy

So if you know me well enough you know that I am obsessed with the tv show Friends. I have all 10 seasons on DVD and I watch one every night! I kick butt at the trivia games. On my Myspace page my headline is always a Friends quote that has to do with my life at the moment. Well in honor of my pregnancy I compiled my favorite quotes from season 8 when Rachel was pregnant. We all can relate, but hers were just comedy!!

1. Rachel: Hey! y'know sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they're supposed to wear and one of those little guys just gets through!

( I relate to this with both my pregnancies... take out condoms insert birth control)

2. Rachel: Okay Ross come on let’s just forget about the condoms.
Ross: Oh well I may as well have!

3. Monica: You're supposed to wear a costume!

Rachel: I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won't be able to fit into it.

(Don't we all feel this way when we find out we are pregnant?)

4. Joey: Hey, Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice your size and never go back?

Rachel: Oh my,... God! Let me see that!

Joey: You fall for it every time!

(Us pregnant women had wild imaginations)

5. Pheobe: Yeah! And look see how they expand as the baby grows? And then after the baby is born they're great for shoplifting melons.

(I am still looking how to transform preggo pants into post pregnancy pants)

6. Rachel: I have a hint of morning sickness and I am wearing underwear that goes up to about... there.

(picture her snapping her underwear under her breasts)

7. Rachel: Aw! It's unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh she's like umm... oh... who's that kind of annoying girl soccer player?

Joey: Mia Hamm?

Rachel: Mia Hamm!

(Don't we say this with all our in utero kickers?)

8. (watching a birthing video)

Chandler: Wait you guys look!

Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?

Chandler: No, the baby's out! Look! And look how happy the mom is now!

Monica: Oh! Rach!

Rachel: Oh screw you guys. You don't have to do it!

(I at least feel this way when women who have never pregnant try and give advice!)

9. Ross: Did you get a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?

(I want to slap people when they say this sort of thing!)

10. Rachel: What?! It goes 10 times a day! What are we feeding this baby? Indian food?

11. Rachel: That's right still no baby. What's the matter? Is the puffy sweaty pregnant lady disturbing your precious coffee time?

12. Rachel: Just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y'know you sometimes have to bang on the end of it.

(Oh yes... I will try anything to go into labor!)

13. Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.

Here is my Thursday 13. I added some thoughts under some quotes, but some seemed pretty self explanatory. I will try to come up with another topic for next weeks Thursday's 13 Friends edition! With this baby on the brink of her arrival I hope I have the time to do this!