If I had to I'd pee on one of you!

You may think that the time I spend watching FRIENDS could be put to better use. That may be true, but then I wouldn't come up with some random blogs! As I was watching Friends last night I realized that I sometimes learn some useful knowledge.

Chandler: And then Joey remembered something.
Joey: I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Phoebe and Rachel: Ewwww!!
Monica: You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel: (turning to look at Joey) Ewwww!!
Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!

When I watched TOW the Jellyfish (Season 4 episode 1) for the first time I actually learned something that I could use in the real world! In this episode Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. Well as you can see there is talk about someone peeing on her sting. The reason pee works is because the ammonia in urine takes the pain away. I also learned that it takes strong type of friendship to be willing to pee on someone, or also be peed on by someone. It puts a new spin on the saying:
Friendship is like peeing in your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But only you can feel it the warmth of it.
Thank you for being the pee in my pants!

I hope all of you out there has at least one friend out there you are willing to pee on in order to save them from the pain of a jellyfish sting. To all my friends out there... Thank you for being the pee in my pants!!!